The Best Thing About Being Single On Hanukkah

It's been a long time since I've lived with my parents, but Every Yid remembers Hanukkah's and the joys and perils that go along with the Festival of Lights.
For instance Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song was great when I was 12, but It wasn't great when my parents sang along to it in car rides (It was funny when they bought his CD and played it in the car on a family trip..."Play With Your Cockin Balls for Mama")

Anyway I've been lighting Candles the past few nights I've been lighting Candles and revisiting a childhood love, Playing With Candle Wax!



The Addictive Pain is everything I remembered it and more.

Which is why I have renewed my love for the single life and Judaism.
X Mas is fun and all but I truly think that Christians are missing out.

Candles have little place in an adults world.
Candle Lit Dinners...Blackouts...Shitty Centerpieces at Shitty Restaurants...Unfortunately playing with wax has no place in an adults life,
Except for Hanukkah.

I have 3 Nights Left of Hanukkah and Wax has renewed my Love of Judaism.