Thursday, December 21, 2006

Sometimes Theres More To Life Than Being REALLY REALLY REALLY Good Looking


Richard Gere is subject to my latest rant. For Years I have been talking a lot of smack about him and I think its time for me to put my theory down on paper and so I bring you...
The Anti-Moonpie Richard Gere Theory:

Richard Gere has Had the Leading or Supporting Role in OVER 30 Movies and yet there is not a single True Quality Movie in his Entire Filmography.


(Even His Book Looks Shitty)


That's Over 25 Years of sucking

I challenge Anyone to name an Actor who has been in more Leading Roles without ever even landing a fluke quality role.

Even Orlando Bloom (LOTR) and Chris O'Donnell (School Ties) have been in Decent Movies.

Gere Hasn't even Landed a Quality Role as a Voice for an Animated Movie.

(Perhaps The Academy Would Recognize His Achievements If He Spent More On Screen Time With Gerbils)


Let's Give Ol' Richie some love for a quick sec...Pretty Woman, Primal Fear...Thats about it as far as Good Movies he's been in. But not That good.

We'll skip the mediocre and go straight to the bad...
First Knight
Runaway Bride
Autumn in New York
Dr. T and the Woman
Unfaithful
Shall We Dance
Bee Season

The List Goes On...

(This Guy Kinda Looks Like Gere, Let's be Honest, Isn't That Enough?)

Anyway I've been trying to think of another Big Name actor whose had ZERO Quality Roles and I've gone blank.
So for now I Must Crown RICHARD GERE,
THE KING OF CRAP
and
"The Anti-Moonpie's OFFICIAL TOOL OF THE MONTH"

1 comment:

Eitan said...

primal fear was a great fuckin movie