Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Blazers or Nuggets?

The 06 NBA season is almost over and before we welcome 07 I figured it was about time to publish my ALL NBA TEAMS
"ALL NBA Player's Who Look Stoned" AKA The Nuggets
vs.
"ALL NBA Players who actually ARE Stoned" AKA The Blazers

The Nuggets

Gilbert Arenas

Dwayne Wade
Marcus Camby
Tracy McGrady

Chris Bosh

TEAM 2

Sam Cassel (A clear case of a closet pothead...unless hes an alien)
Tayshaun Prince
Donyell Marshall
Renaldo Balkman
Brent Barry (He's our token White Guy)


The BLAZERS


Steve Nash (unreliable sources have leaked that he and career scrub Paul Shirly used to blaze on the regular)

Allen Iverson
Bill Russel
Bill Walton

Robert Parish
(THIS IS WHO CAME UP WHEN I GOOGLED ROBERT PARISH?!?)...

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT
TEAM 2

Isaiah Rider
Rasheed Wallace

Damon Stoudamire

Marcus Camby

Chris Webber


AND THE WINNER IS...............................................



MARCUS CAMBY
The only player to both look like hes high 24/7, and actually get caught with drugs. Congrats Marcus...Your Prize is a career Full of Injuries!


Some other notables...

All "People Who Look Like They Have Eyebrows But Really Don't"
Charlie Villanueva AKA The Anti-Scorsese

All "People who look like Bobcat Goldwhite on steroids"
Chris Kaman


All "Blumenthal"
Jason "White Choclate" Williams




















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